The First Time I Shit Myself
Was in October of 2001, and it’s complicated, as you’ll see. See, shortly after high school, I moved halfway across the country because I could not get away from my hometown fast enough. This turned out to be a very bad decision. Not even two months in, a cyst burst on one of my ovaries.…
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I will bet you twelve strips of gold-pressed latinum…
That you have never heard a story like this before. I think it was 1995, and I was about twelve years old. The school year was about to kick off. The adults responsible for my care (I don’t like using specifics) were at work and had trusted me and the other kid I grew up…
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The Timid Trekkie 